When it's Friday afternoon and you have a million things to do....
like figuring out how many guests are coming for a birthday party the next day
or maybe cleaning the house
or cooking the lunch you are going to serve for those guests
or making a birthday cake
or wrapping gifts
or finishing up any of the projects you've already started
you should drop everything and go to the sale at the local yarn shop.
1,744 yards of yarn!!!
And then start knitting. And stay up until 1am, knitting until you can't see straight. Even if the cake isn't ready, the food isn't prepared, and the house is still a mess.